Step inside our gigantic beer tent, where traditional German bier varieties will be flowing from the kegs all day and night – allow yourself to be overcome by the heady scent of fermenting yeast as it drifts through the country Scottish air!

As is Oktoberfest tradition, Lord Hot Dub will tap the first keg of beer, exclaiming O’zapft is! (It’s tapped!) – to mark the official opening of Stein Machine.

Then, take a seat at one of Lord Hot Dub’s long tables and let the finest (and most flirtatious!) Bavarian babes and bros in the land serve you up stein after stein, as you make merry with your red-cheeked chums.